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“You don’t want to know,” she said.
“Come on, just tell me.”
I tried looking at her phone but she switched it to her other hand and held it away. “Only if you promise to remain calm.”
“I’m calm,” I said. “Really. So, where now?”
“Well, let me put it this way. What road trip would be complete if it didn’t involve two coasts?”